CONSPIRACY TO DESTROY THE DEFENSE, AND SHUT DOWN THE OFFENSE,
OF ALL OPPOSING TEAMS
Alias: Auntie Enner
DESCRIPTION
Dates of Birth Used: March 1, 1973;
March 1, 1980 Hair: Dark when sweaty, otherwise dirty blond
Place of Birth: Winnipeg Eyes: Blue
Height: 5’6” Sex: Female
Weight: Unknown Complexion: Red when sweaty, otherwise freckled
Build: Strong Jersey Number: 3
Known Relatives: 3 older siblings, 2 female, 1 male; 2 parents,
1 female, 1 male (father is former NHL player Fran Huck)
Languages: English, French, Japanese, Spanish, Trash Talk
Scars and Marks: Assorted, resulting from numerous layout
D bids
Weapons of Choice: Accurate and deadly backhand huck; an arsenal
of quick cuts and sneaky maneuvers; lethal two-way game that
will stop any opponent in her tracks
Last Seen: Consuming a coke Slurpie and red Twizzlers while
leaving her base camp, the 7-11 – commonly referred
to in Huck’s circles as “Sev”
Remarks: Huck is thought to be affiliated with the Ottawa
music scene, and is a budding singer, song-writer and guitarist.
She is also trained in boxing, and was the top scorer in her
women’s hockey league. When very happy, she has been
known to collapse to the ground in fits of laughter.
CAUTION
Erin Huck is believed to be planning an appearance in Duisburg,
Germany, in connection with the July 2005 World Games. Huck
will be the only Team Canada woman from Eastern Canada.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED SKILLED AND DANGEROUS
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF LINED UP ACROSS FROM THIS PLAYER, CALL
FOR A SWITCH OR PREPARE TO LOSE GRACEFULLY |
